There’s this church by my house that has this HUGE pro-life banner out in front of it. It says something like “Every life is precious, no matter how small. CHOOSE LIFE.” with a big picture of a fetus on it. I know I should just ignore it, but every time I see it it makes me rage. Then for the rest of my drive home I fantasize about covertly destroying it by spray-painting “IT’S PRO-CHOICE OR NO CHOICE” in giant blue letters across the fetus picture in the middle of the night and I have to remind myself to take deep breaths so that I don’t get high blood pressure.
