Mmm. Bitches. Alone in the woods.– Daniel Patrick Garrick on The Descent
Last Nights Party
-"Wait...were you at the party last night? Or did I make that up?"
-"Yeah, I was there for a hot second at like two am. You told me not to judge you and wouldn't stop hugging me."
I don't even think you're that attractive
ursofuckinspecial: ventisette: But something about your character is so addictive to me. HIT THE NAIL ON THE FUCKING HEAD.
Fuckery, thy name is Smirnoff
i can never read all the books i want; i can never be all the people i want and...– Sylvia Plath (via severnb) (via youidiotkid)
As much as I struggled not to think of him, I did not struggle to forget. I...– S. Meyer (via quotewhore) Ok, so I know Twilight is lame and the writing’s bad and it’s written by a crazy mormon whose opinions on sex before marriage are subversively written into the plot of the series but God damn if I haven’t felt this way before.
weloveandthenwedie: indierawk: Regina Spektor...
I am an Addict
sandinmymouth: sweettangerine: By Christopher Ferguson A stunning view of violent behavior and its antecedents, personal transformation by self-medication with cannabis, and the revelation of peaceful humanity at one’s center. My name is Chris and I am a 26-year-old “pot head.” I do not have any current medical issues but I have been through a lot in my life and I feel that weed has helped...
I Will Possess Your Heart
Generation XXX: Having Sex Like Porn Stars →
Deerhunter- Nothing ever happened
AND it's a 609 area code.
txtsfrmlstnght: (609): shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Now get out there and do something, you lucky son...
sharingtime: Last night I was thinking about the incredible odds I had to beat just to be alive today. Not only did my parents have to meet, but both sets of my grandparents and their grandparents and so on. So many coincidences had to happen for those people to meet and decide to have kids, on and on through my entire, extremely jewy family tree. I already beat the odds. You did too. You’re...
I don’t trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy...– Vincent Gallo (via openlungs) (via siddman) (via sandinmymouth)
Target Women- You’re Old “Thanks different kinds of drugs!”
Attn. Straight Women: Gay men are not your... →
Hey! Guess what? Money really sucks!
New favourite word.
genderconfusion: wingsandfins: bigmouthstrikes: quitecheeky: Quaintrelle From Wikipedia A quaintrelle is a woman who emphasizes a life of passion expressed through personal style, leisurely pastimes, charm, and cultivation of life’s pleasures. Quaintrelles are not female dandies; rather, they share the same philosophical underpinnings of dandies, developed within feminine nature and...
I hate you I want you I hate you I hate you
According to a year 2000 study, being left-handed...
fuckyeahfacts: (LA Times) Submitted by jannelle Uh oh…
Trade the sun for moon and stars