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hufflepug: makeda-j: str8nochaser: first slim fast diet was at the tender age of 8 I was on the cabbage soup diet by 7. I went on my first diet when I was 5. Kid on the playground called me a fat piece of ham when I was 6. It would be funny if it wasn’t so goddamned painful.
The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is...– Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)
Hi guys!! So, thanks for all your notes. I’m ok! I was at a wedding in the woods Saturday night and afterwards we went down to the river and had a bonfire. I had been drinking white wine out of a mason jar like I was living in a Pinterest picture. As we went to leave I stepped in a hole on the beach that I was not expecting to step in and felt a sickening “pop!” :( That pic was...
I saw Audra McDonald tonight and she lit-rally blew my mind. Also, she had an audience sing along and said she could hear a soprano singing that she needed to watch out for and IT WAS TOTALLY ME YOU GUYS OMGGGGG
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
ihaveabsolutelynoidea: Time uses a picture of a young woman taking a selfie to demonstrate how fucked up our generation is Why not use a picture of a 50 year old white male banker masturbating with mortgage papers into the mouth of a senator
Why Did I Eat That?
bapgeek: An Autobiography
The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby...– Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials – Flavorwire (via robot-heart-politics)
Two things I know to be true: If Garden State was filmed today, The Shins music would be replaced by Bon Iver. and If John Lennon were still alive, he totally would have been really into Kabbalah around 2003.
Husband and I just had a conversation about how vaginas are self-cleaning and how douches are harmful and he was legitimately shocked. And then he was sad that his parts aren’t self-cleaning and I was like yeahh vaginas for the win.
I just started watching Hemlock Grove and… I just… whut.
About me: I stop two lanes of traffic on a busy road at the start of rush hour to usher baby ducklings across the street.
thehorangames: do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them
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It’s not easy being perfect. Trust me, I know. Remember, you are flawless.
A woman from the audience asks: ‘Why were there so few women among the Beat...– Stephen Scobie, on the Naropa Institute’s 1994 tribute to Allen Ginsberg (via thisisendless) FUCK (via femmeboyant) I’m just frozen. Absences of women in history don’t “just happen,” they are made. (via queereyes-queerminds) Jesus
Ahhh! I’m so excited! We’re already at $310 for the project I told you about yesterday!!! Well, I mean, half of that has come from my Mom and John, but it’s still pretty cool!!! Also, you should totally click through to see me in the video I made because it took forever and I’m really proud of it! ...
I have super exciting news!! You know how I was all sad bastard-y about not getting anything out of auditions this year? Well a friend of mine was in the same place so we decided to create our own opera program for this summer! We’re partnering with the local magnate school and have gotten donations of costumes from the other big opera company in the area and soon it looks like we’ll...
Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
Last week the whole opera chorus got sent an email from one of our singers. This man is in his 80s and has been with Virginia Opera for 20 years. If I remember correctly, the first production this season was his 100th show with the opera. He was diagnosed suddenly with terminal liver cancer and given 2-4 weeks to live. In his typical spirit, he decided to throw a party and invite all of us from...